You might think the middle of the world would be deep within the earth’s core (that is, assuming you believe the world is round). Well, you’d be wrong. Turns out, the middle of the world (Mitad del Mundo, as it’s known here) is just outside of Quito, Ecuador. And my is it a delightful place.
You might begin with the Colonial Quito scale model, and follow it up with the model versions of Ecuador’s two other largest cities, Guayaquil and Cuenca. Or perhaps you prefer a history of French expeditions to determine the equitorial line. Or maybe bugs are more your thing, there’s a great insectarium with all sorts of gross creepy crawlies (seriously, they’re so big here!). You can hold your favorite and have your photo taken for only $2! Seriously, I can only feel for the guy that had to capture these bugs, then stick a pin through their exoskeletons so they could be pinned up on the wall.
But don’t worry, there’s more. There’s a planetarium that unfortunately costs extra so we didn’t go. But the highlight is the 30 meter tall tower museum of indigenous cultures (also extra, so we also didn’t go in) that stands right on the red line indicating the equator.
Just into the northern hemisphere are a wide variety of souvenir shops, while just into the southern hemisphere you’ll find restaurants with touts galore! There’s even a bull fighting ring.
And here’s the kicker of the whole thing … it isn’t even the real equitorial line. The French were about 150 meters off (though, in defense of the French, this is still quite accurate given the measurement was made in 1736, well before GPS’s exposed their error). The real equitorial line runs through the Inti-Nan museum next door, an even more delightful place.
The Inti-Nan tour starts with a guinea pig coop followed by the guinea pig roaster. Moving on, we witness the immense size of Ecuadorian tarantulas and anacondas. Not for the faint of heart. The highlight are the authentic shrunken human heads on display, complete with a short recipe for how to do it (we may share after we’ve tried it!). This is followed by poison dart shooting practice and life size models of naked indigenous people. Brilliant, eh?
But what was actually really cool (as if we hadn’t had enough coolness for the day) was the demonstrations of various things that happen on the exact Equator. Toilets really do flush clockwise south of the equator and counter-clockwise north of the equator. We proved it. And on the equator, water just rushes straight down, no spinning involved. You can balance an egg on the head of a nail (although apparently I defy laws of physics because I still couldn’t).
You also weigh less and can jump higher on the equator because of the bulge of the earth (hence you’re farther from the core and gravity is weaker) and you’re not as strong. While standing two feet from the equator I could keep Theresa from opening my hand, right on the equator she had no trouble pulling apart my fingers. It all has to do with the fact that the only force pulling on you at the equator is straight down, there are no sideways forces. It’s really a pretty magical feeling.
So in summary, in the last year:
Top of the World: Abisko, Sweden
End of the World: Ushuaia, Argentina
Middle of the World: Ecuador
I think I’ve covered it.
7 Replies to “Delightfully Tacky”
All I’ve read is the post title but I have a sinking feeling its not going to be about Hooters. But hopefully I’m wrong. So here we go…
Nope, not about Hooters. Well unless you consider “the fact that the only force pulling on you at the equator is straight down” and you know where I’m going with this…National Geographic boobies!
Haha. Greg does not need anyone but himself to crack up.
Sounded you all go a little touristy here, eh?
But those always lead to those cool things you can’t see most places, that blow your mind, and then you get over it.
sounds like a cool place.
Hold on. I have been to Mitad del Mundo TWICE and only now do I find out that it isn’t the true equator??!! Means I need to go back and see Inti-Nan. Glad you enjoyed Otovalo, it is a great market. Did you ever try guinea pig? I closed my eyes and took one bite when I was last there.
“Toilets really do flush clockwise south of the equator and counter-clockwise north of the equator. We proved it. And on the equator, water just rushes straight down, no spinning involved.”
Cam and I were determined to observe the Coriolis Effect in Australia. To our great disappointment, Snopes says it’s not strong enough to effect plumbing: http://www.snopes.com/science/coriolis.asp
Looks like you two are having an amazing time. Your blog is an inspiration.
The whole “water going a different way either side of the equator” is a scam, honestly. A very clever one, but it’s a scam all the same.
only a fool believes the world is round!! we all know columbus fell off…..it’s an international conspiracy to cover it up…